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The Department of PreCrime T-Shirt inspired by Minority Report

The Department of PreCrime T-Shirt inspired by Minority Report
The Department of PreCrime T-Shirt

Okay, Jad, what’s coming?

Red Ball — double homicide: one male, one female. Killer’s male, white, 40’s.
We need confirmation on the time frame. Location still uncertain. Remote witnesses are hooked in…

Case #1108, previsualized by the Precogs and recorded on holosphere by Precrime’s q-stacks.
My fellow witnesses for case #1108 are Dr. Katherine James and Chief Justice Frank Pollard.
Have the witnesses previewed and validated #1108?

Affirmative. Validated.
Go get him.

Stand by…
Alright, Howard, where are you…

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Bob’s Country Bunker T-Shirt inspired by The Blues Brothers

Bob's Country Bunker T-Shirt inspired by The Blues Brothers
Bob’s Country Bunker T-Shirt

Alright man, we’ve been in this car for three hours now. Where the hell is this place?
I told you it would take a little while to get there.
What’s the name of the place?
Ah… the name of the place…
Is ah… Bob’s Country Bunker. Here we are.

Bob’s Country Bunker?
Jake, the sign says “Tonight Only The Good Ole’ Boys”.
Blues Brothers. It should read “Tonight only the Blues Brothers triumphant return”. Must be some kind of mistake. You guys unload the stuff. Elwood, come with me.
Well now, what can I get you boys? Are ya thirsty, ya hungry, or you just driving through? Maybe you’d like a beer or something a little harder? Hey, you know we happen to make the states best pepper steak.
No thank you, ma’am. We may be sucking back a few beers a little later on. We’ll be here all night. You see, we’re the band.
You are? Oh, gee, that’s nice. Hey Bob!! This is the band!
Er… what kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country, and Western.

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USCSS Nostromo T-Shirt inspired by Alien

USCSS Nostromo T-Shirt inspired by Alien
USCSS Nostromo T-Shirt

Contact traffic control.
This is commercial vessel Nostromo. Registration number 180246. Do you read me?. Over.
Nothing.

Keep trying.

You got a reading yet.
We’re way out in the boondocks here…
Keep trying…
Working on it.
Eureka.
Found it.

Hard to believe.
What the hell are we doing out here?
What are you talking about?
It’s not our system.

A single color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit 100% cotton t-shirt that comes in 7 different colors to choose from. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by Ridley Scott’s 1979 movie “Alien”.
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Sobchak Security T-Shirt inspired by The Big Lebowski

Sobchak Security T-Shirt inspired by The Big Lebowski
Sobchak Security T-Shirt

I’m saying, I see what you’re getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it’s shabbas, the sabbath, which I’m allowed to break only if it’s a matter of life or death…
Will you come off it, Walter? You’re not even fucking Jewish, man.
What the fuck are you talkin’ about?
Man, you’re fucking Polish Catholic…
What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
And you know this!
Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
It’s all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You’re living in the fucking past.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax… YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVIN’ IN THE FUCKIN’ PAST!

A three-color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit 100% cotton t-shirt that comes in 6 different colors to choose from. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by Joel & Ethan Coen’s 1998 movie “The Big Lebowski”. Also available in classic fit ladies’ t-shirt.
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Dixie Square T-Shirt inspired by The Blues Brothers

Dixie Square T-Shirt inspired by The Blues Brothers
Dixie Square T-Shirt

It would be alright if we could just get back on the expressway.
This don’t look like no expressway to me!
Don’t yell at me.
What the hell do you want me to do Motorhead?
Well, try not to be so negative all the time. Why don’t you offer some constructive criticism?
You got us into this parking lot pal, so you get us out.
You want outta this parking lot? Okay…
Hanson Burgers.
Yeah. Lots of space in this mall.
Disco dancing haircuts.
Yeah.
Baby clothes.
This place has got everything.
New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Pier One Imports.

A two-color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit, 100% cotton white t-shirt. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by John Landis’s 1980 movie “The Blues Brothers”.
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