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Hollywood Star Lanes T-Shirt inspired by The Big Lebowski

Hollywood Star Lanes T-Shirt inspired by The Big Lebowski
Hollywood Star Lanes T-Shirt

Over the line, Smokey! I’m sorry. That’s a foul.
Bullshit. Eight, Dude.
Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame.
Bullshit. Walter!
This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Come on Walter, it’s just… it’s Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, it’s just a game.
This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round. Robin, am I wrong?
Yeah, but…
Am I wrong!?
Yeah, but I wasn’t over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I’m marking it an eight.
Smokey my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.
Hey Walter…
Mark that frame an eight, you’re entering a world of pain.
I’m not…
A world of pain.
Look Dude, I don’t hold with this. This guy is your partner, you should…
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
Walter, they’re calling the cops, put the piece away.
MARK IT ZERO!
Walter…
YOU THINK I’M FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
All right! There it is! It’s fucking zero! You happy, you crazy fuck?
This is a league game, Smokey!

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Louis Restaurant T-Shirt inspired by The Godfather

Louis Restaurant T-Shirt inspired by The Godfather
Louis Restaurant T-Shirt

One of Tattaglia’s people?

No. Our informer in McCluskey’s precinct. Tonight at 8:00 he signed out for Louis Restaurant in the Bronx. Anyone know it.

Sure, I do. It’s perfect for us. A small family place with big booths where people can talk in private. Good food. Everybody minds their business. Perfect.
This is the entrance, Mike. When you finish just walk out and turn left, then turn the corner.
Clemenza, you gotta work fast to plant the gun. They got an old-fashioned toilet with a space between the water container and the wall. We can tape the gun behind there.

Mike, they’re gonna frisk you in the car. You’ll be clean so they won’t worry ’bout nothing. In the restaurant, wait and talk a while, and then ask permission to go. See?
Then when you come out, don’t waste time; don’t sit down…you come out blasting. And don’t take chances. In the head, two shots apiece. And out as fast as your legs can move.

I want somebody very good, very safe to plant that gun. I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.

The gun will be there.

A three-color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit, 100% cotton white t-shirt. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972 movie “The Godfather”.
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The Department of PreCrime T-Shirt inspired by Minority Report

The Department of PreCrime T-Shirt inspired by Minority Report
The Department of PreCrime T-Shirt

Okay, Jad, what’s coming?

Red Ball — double homicide: one male, one female. Killer’s male, white, 40’s.
We need confirmation on the time frame. Location still uncertain. Remote witnesses are hooked in…

Case #1108, previsualized by the Precogs and recorded on holosphere by Precrime’s q-stacks.
My fellow witnesses for case #1108 are Dr. Katherine James and Chief Justice Frank Pollard.
Have the witnesses previewed and validated #1108?

Affirmative. Validated.
Go get him.

Stand by…
Alright, Howard, where are you…

A single color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit 100% cotton t-shirt that comes in 4 different colors to choose from. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by Steven Spielberg’s 2002 movie “Minority Report”.
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Bob’s Country Bunker T-Shirt inspired by The Blues Brothers

Bob's Country Bunker T-Shirt inspired by The Blues Brothers
Bob’s Country Bunker T-Shirt

Alright man, we’ve been in this car for three hours now. Where the hell is this place?
I told you it would take a little while to get there.
What’s the name of the place?
Ah… the name of the place…
Is ah… Bob’s Country Bunker. Here we are.

Bob’s Country Bunker?
Jake, the sign says “Tonight Only The Good Ole’ Boys”.
Blues Brothers. It should read “Tonight only the Blues Brothers triumphant return”. Must be some kind of mistake. You guys unload the stuff. Elwood, come with me.
Well now, what can I get you boys? Are ya thirsty, ya hungry, or you just driving through? Maybe you’d like a beer or something a little harder? Hey, you know we happen to make the states best pepper steak.
No thank you, ma’am. We may be sucking back a few beers a little later on. We’ll be here all night. You see, we’re the band.
You are? Oh, gee, that’s nice. Hey Bob!! This is the band!
Er… what kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country, and Western.

A three-color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit 100% cotton t-shirt that comes in 3 different colors to choose from. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by John Landis’s 1980 movie “The Blues Brothers”.
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